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didney-worl-no-uta: pr0fessah: im laughing so hard little arms Gaston hasn’t been keeping up on his diet of 5 dozen eggs every morning He’s got a big head… and little arms
rubberninjers:nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds
crabmandible: crabmandible: crabmandible: Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself. OGAHAGSIGf here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
rubberninjers:nobodyy-knowws:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds
cookielyons: weloveblackgirls: rubberninjers: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love
the-queen-of-angsts: shitpost-senpai: 8chn: 8chn: this is so agressive wtf? i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg.. An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty. I love her
squided: rubberninjers: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds Fighting
nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg
roganrichards: AND for all u peeps who have Easter today! Have a KIKASS! one from me and @hvncaustralia and my rabbit head. #photographybyroganrichards (no, im NOT laying an egg…)
ziatomic: kingjaffejoffer: yashas-strong-arms: firey-rising-demon: sailor-crone: The comraderie When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment rapunzel 2.0 im emotional rn @big-egg-man
an-egg: I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
eggman-land: today im gonna show u how 2 cook an eggstep 1: egg step 2: cook egg now u have a beautiful fried egg
knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs
humoristics: frnkoreo: OH MY GOD I HAVE TWO PAIRS OF THESE AND I BOUGHT THEM BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE FUCKING EGGS AS WELL BUT THEY’RE FLOWERS???????WHAT THE FUCK Well you are an egg so
emobaria:I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
videohall:This dog is confused by an egg.
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin That comment now is irrelevant ^
anexperimentallife: teenagecriminalmastermind: dumb-science-jokes: trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium
astraldemise:astraldemise:wish pokemongo eggs would hatch when i use an exercise bike. like sure i can cycle the equivalent of 7km a day no problem but you are out of your mind if you think im walking that in this weather. cant use an actual bike either
cookielyons: weloveblackgirls:rubberninjers:nobodyy-knowws:thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year
anyway im starving, i actually only had half an egg this morning goes to heat up some pasta
odinsnotwearingmakeup: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg I think the best part is that she
I wanna draw something feral getting it’s balls filled with eggs by an insect....
☆An Egg☆
Life is strange is sad asf so here’s me in my costume for toon day tomorrow at school I am scoobydoo laugh at this and be happyWHY DO I STILL FUCKING LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING SCOOBY DOO COSTUME DANI W H Y
update: so i have 3 gym badges now and im gonna try to find a poffin case cause apparently im having trouble finding one?? mmmmm and the egg hatched into a togepi of course but cynthia was not there for the birth smh
chiicharron: ahhh i finally uploaded these pokemon stickers i made wayyyy over a year ago (but didnt cause i wanted to include their evolutions but i never finished them cause im an egg) because of pokemon go, and these bnha ones i made like last june
